my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
do you ever just stare at your homework and cry
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon